American Poetry in the Age of Whitman and Dickinson

False Construction (found poem)

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From Noah Webster’s Grammatical Institute of the English Language … Part Second. Containing a Plain and Comprehensive Grammar (1800):

False Construction

That 1 pens want mending. That 2 books are torn.
These 3 is a fine day. That 4 will make excellent scholars.
These 5 lad will be an honor to his friends. This 6 ladies
behave with modesty.

1 these. 2 those. 3 this. 4 those. 5 this. 6 these.

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Written by Ben Friedlander

January 2, 2015 at 9:27 pm

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  1. 7 theses.

    Ray Davis

    January 3, 2015 at 1:19 pm


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